The Colony of Azores Isles is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.602 billion Azores Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponta Delgada. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azores Islesian economy, worth 198 trillion Escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 76,336 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pros are the new cons, minor code style errors dull the house edge, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azores Isles's national animal is the Açor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Progressive Catholicism.

Azores Isles is ranked 82,159^th in the world and 517^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,931.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.